[as the drone flies over to the backyard of the Tucker residence] Dude, there's Craig's house! That's Craig's house!
[muffled] Okay, try to get closer!
Okay, uh, maybe that's enough.
[The drone flies towards the window of Craig's bedroom, where Craig is seen sitting at his computer]
Oh, dude, look, there's Craig! [chuckles; the drone moves to the next window of Thomas and Laura's master bedroom, showing Laura getting undressed] Craig's mom's taking off her clothes.
[muffled] Are you serious?!
Let me see!
Check it out, guys, she's taking off… Oh, my God, we've got full bush!
[muffled] Stop taping!
Jeeeeezz!
[to Kenny] This thing is recording, right?
[muffled] Yeah!
Dude, that is Craig's mom's bush, right there! Wait. Wait, what's that? [Thomas has been called over and looks at the drone outside their window when Laura heard it as she stands behind him] Oh, shit, dude! Bail! Bail! [thrusts the controller to Butters]
What do I do?!
His dad sees you!
[starting to panic] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Fly back to the house, stupid!
[Later… Thomas shows up at the Stotch residence and confronts Stephen about the drone spying on Laura]
[angrily banging on the door and Stephen answers] You got a problem, Stotch?!
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about! There was a drone spying on my wife, and you're the only person I know with a drone!
Hey, now, hold on. I am a drone hobby enthusiast. I would never use my drone in a way that contradicts the drone hobbyist code of conduct.
Horse-shit! Your drone is out there flying around right now!
I assure you, my drone is sitting in the garage. I'll show you. [leads Thomas to the garage, opens the side door, and sure enough, the drone and its controller are sitting on the floor as expected] There, you see? It's right there.
So... so you flew it back here in time?
I swear I didn't fly it.
Well these things don't just fly themselves, do they? They ought to be illegal. I better not find out it was your drone! [leaves the garage]
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