[Bebe tries to pass a note to Kyle from across the room]
Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?
No, I just--
Don't lie! Lying makes you sterile!
I'm not lying! Someone just handed me--
Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class, then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.
But I didn't write the note!
Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.
Shut up, Cartman!
Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note!
"Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks, let me tell you. I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity." Whoa, dude!
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