[the boys have decided to enter Cartman into a bull riding contest]
What the hell makes you think "Cartman rides a bull?"
[throttling Cartman by his neck, through gritted-in-fury teeth] Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides, fatass! Now, either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna BREAK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN!!!!
O-kay, I'll get on a bull.
All right! Now, come on! We have to practice!
[To Cartman.] He really wants those dolls.
M Mary
That ride wasn't very good.
Now, Mary, you promised me we'd try to have a good time.
M Mary
You're right. I'm sorry, honey, I'll try and have a good time.
Young man, you can't just go declaring Shenanigans on innocent people. That's how wars get started.
Oh, I'm sorry. What did I say?
Boys, I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma.
Stan What's the matter with him.
Well, apparently, he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.
But can he still ride a bull?
We need him to win a bull-riding contest so we can get Terrance and Phillip dolls. Can he still do it?
No, boys! You need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep.
[After finally winning Terrance and Phillip dolls in a rigged carnival game, Stan and Kyle are shocked to see them fall to pieces in their hands.]
Dude, these dolls are cheap rip-offs!
After all that?! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! SHENANIGAAAANS!
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