Bart Simpson quotes from South Park

[after hitting Kyle over the head with a skateboard] Cowabunga, motherfucker.

Cartman

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

I stole the head off a statue once.

Cartman

Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Jeez. That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him.

Cartman

I'll use this situation to get Family Guy cancelled. I use fear to manipulate people to do my bidding.

Uh, isn't that like terrorism?

Cartman

Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!