Underpants Gnome quotes from South Park

Phase one: collect underpants. Phase two: [silence] Phase three: profit!

Stan

[rushed and monotone] Oh my God, they killed Kenny.

Kyle

[same tone] You bastards. [to the Underpants Gnome] Listen, we have to give a huge speech tomorrow about corporate takeovers!

Holy shit, we killed your friend!

Stan

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, we got to know about corporate takeovers tomorrow or we're screwed!

Christ, we squished him like a bug!

Kyle

Shh. Don't scare him.

Stan

Hey, there, little guy.

Cartman

BAD. [hits the Underpants Gnome with a stick]

Kyle

Cartman!

Cartman

What?!

Kyle

Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?

Cartman

Well look at him. He's all... look at him. [hits the Gnome with the stick again]

Is that all you got, pussy?

Cartman

What?!

Stan

Hey, he talked!

Not much longer now....

Cartman

Oh, you're taking us to your little pussy house?

No, pussy, I'm taking you to my village!

Cartman

Oh, your pussy village?

Stan

Cartman, will you just shut up and let him show us?