Mr. Connolly quotes from South Park

[about the Super Adventure Club's founder] And he lived for eternity... until he was hit by a train in 1892.

If you choose not to leave, then we will have to...call security and make you leave. It will be super embarrassing and everyone here will see!

Kyle

Do you realize how retarded that sounds?

Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his only son down to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded that Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?

Stan

Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.

Stan

Oh my God, they killed Chef!

Kyle

You bastards! YOU BASTARDS!

Pity. He would've made an excellent child molester.

Cartman

Maybe...maybe he's still OK. [the others look at him] No, really, they say the last thing you do before you die is crap your p-[Chef's corpse does exactly what he was about to say and voids its bowels] Oh, never mind.

Stan

Come on. Let's go.

Chef, can you hear me? Say something.

Hello there, children. How would you like some Salisbury steak?

Yes, go on.

And for dessert, how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?

Oh? You mean like a chocolate candy?

No, I mean my balls.

Yes, YES! Hahahahahahaaa!