We're now called "Loser Force Four"!
GradyYou gave us a reason to give us a name.
Grady
We're at the "Falls". I'm felling dramatic.
I, experienced caring. It was awful.
Grady
We're here to apologize to you and ask you to come back.
GFGirl from "Mackenzie Falls" cast
Maybe she doesn't want to come back to you losers.
Loser? "Loser Force Four".
Whoa. Never saw a group of losers so proud to call themselves losers
Well, you know what. I'm proud to call myself a loser too. Well, so I guess that makes us "Loser Force Five"!
C'mon guys. (She whispers "Loser Force Five")
CThe "So Random" cast
"Loser Force Five"!
All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3.
(wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo!
(comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly)
(comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances)
(comes out of a stall and dances)
Grady
(wearing gangster clothes and dances)
What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup)
(claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break.
All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
His vest? Check out his boots.
His boots? Check out his hair.
Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
(scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
His attitude? Check out his breath.
You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady
Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Check out his tuna panini!
Grady
Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
Check out greedy panini guy.
Check out his finger in his jacket.
Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady
I'm trying to rob ya here!
Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady
Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Check you out! He was a robber!
Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Check it out, we still have time!
Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
No! Check it out, it's closed!
AAnnouncer
Are you ready to get So Random?!
(follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
(climbing a ladder) Come on!
Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
(pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
What's with all these ropes?
That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Grady
So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
Oww, is this the little darling from the children's foundation?
Zora, she is not evil. She might have anger issues, but mostly she's...
Because you got stuck with Sonny? Friend, I know how you feel.
No! I'm disappointed that none of you is Chad Dylan Cooper!
Grady
Well, ahaha, according to the world wibe web, we are much cooler that Chad Dylan!
Hahaha. This isn't it about cool! It's about HOT! Chad Dylan Cooper is HOT!!! Get out of my way, old ladie! (pushes Tawni away)
[holding up magazine showing MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do you see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady
Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady
We're going to Narnia?
(Chad on the phone) Good!
(to the cast) Chad says "hi".
Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink. You guys know that. (The cast looks confused) Oh my gosh, you don't know that! You've never been to a prom?
I've been working since my first diaper commercial.
I was on the road doing my one man show.
Grady
"NICO".
Well, we're gonna change all that. Because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!
Grady
You mean a prom sketch?
No. Like a real prom. Dancing and twinkling lights and a really cool theme!
That's not a theme, Nico.
I know. I was just thinking about girls.
And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme! Something fantastice, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.
(Chad on the phone) Hello.
Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Chad and Sonny start dancing]
Always gotta do everything by the book.
Oh yeah? Is that what you think? (the cast waves "yes") Is that what you all think? (The cast says "yes") Well, I, just checked out a new book. And it's called "We're having a secret prom= by Sonny Munroe!
That's right. A secret prom.
Grady
A secr...
Ok, I think we've said it enough times.
Guys I have a confession to make. I asked for a cup of water but I filled it up with soda. (sees that it's not Nico, Grady and Tawni) And you're not Nico, Grady or Tawni. (laughs nervously) I was-I was kidding about the soda. (goes to another table when she thinks she sees the real Grady) Guys the weirdest thing just happened to me and it's happening again! (sees more Nico, Grady and Tawni lookalikes) Oh no. It's that dream where I end up on t.v. wearing nothing but a hat. (checks if she's in a dream)
Grady
(walks in the cafeteria with Nico) (referring to someone that looks like Nico) What is up Nico? My man, my man! You were great in that Gassie sketch. Just funny.
I'm standing right next you.
Grady
No you're not. You're right there standing next to me. (sees two people that look like them then gasps) Dude, this means our time machine has worked!
That wasn't a time machine! It was a clock! And that ain't you! And those aren't Sonnies! And those aren't-
(gasps) Then who the heck are you people?
Now that's definitely Tawni.
Grady
That's Tawni.
What is going on in here? (sees the real Sonny) Uh Sonny are we in your stupid hat dream?
I have no idea what's going on.
[Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.]
Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Grady
Wha-[Tawni slaps him and walks out]
Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady
What did I do?
Maple syrup? Really? Maple syrup?
Chad, I'm sorry after you did something nice just to be nice..
I know! Syruped and feathered my friend, but don't worry. I'm planning on returning the favor.
Grady
With some flowers?
With a prank? And whatever I'm doing now is gonna be a hundred times worse than I planned to do before.
What did you plan to do before?
Well whatever it was, it was hundred times less worse than what I'm gonna do to you now!
Stop scaring us with math!
Grady
You know what would make this easier? If you would stop saying "E-e-e-e-e-e-easy G."
Hey. You guys made a house of cards.
No you're saying it wrong. It's (says it dully) "Wow you guys made a house of cards."
It's not a house, it's a fortress.
Grady
Fortress.
Grady
Everybody! Into the fortress! (jumps on the fortress of cards)
(hides under a table) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's my first Los Angeles earthquake! Which is exciting and TERRIFYING! This is me screaming in terror! (screams) And this is me getting under the table which is what you're suppose to do! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
Calm down. Calm down everyone. It wasn't a quake. The studio is just doing some construction.
AHHH! CONSTRUCTION!!! just kidding just kidding
Finally! They're making some improvements around here. I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.
You mean the suggestion box?
Yes! They're building a weight room!
Grady
Even better! They're building a bait and tackle shop! Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms!
Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?
Okay if a guillotine is closer then I don't want to guess anymore.
Okay okay! I'll tell ya! They're kicking you out of the prophouse!
You see, I took a horrible situation and turned it into a fun little game!
No! You didn't! You took something horrible and took forever to tell it!
You're right. Look I'll make this next part quick and I won't sing it to you like I planed,You have 24 hours to pack up your things and leave
[Introducing his puppet Walter to Grady and Nico] Guys, this is my partner, Officer Rothban. He doesn't like a lot of things.
[Sees Chad] Oh my gosh, it's Chad Dylan Cooper! I love your work!
What are you thanking him for? I'm the one who loves Mackenzie Falls!
Grady
How can you like that show? What is the matter with you?
What's the matter with him? What's the matter with you? Dude, he's not real!
At least he has real tastes! [To Rothban] Thank you. [Pats him on the head and leaves]
He touched me! I will never wash my head again!
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