Chad quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Chad

(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.

Sonny

You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!

Chad

Ha ha ha. At least I can act.

Sonny

Can you, Chad? Can you, really?

Nico

She's givin' it right back to him.

Tawni

We might actually win!

Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!

Sonny

Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.

Chad

(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.

Sonny

(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!

(cheers for Sonny)

Tawni

(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)

Chad

You tricked me!

Sonny

No... I was acting!

Chad

Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.

Chad

You know Sonny, didn't seem like your friends where very supportive. It was almost like they were dissing you.

Sonny

Oh, them mocking me and making fun of my idea was just their way of, mocking me and making fun of my idea.

Chad

Well, you do things differently at "So Random". At the Falls, if one of us cries, we all cry. Let's just assume that when one of you laughs, you all laugh.

Tawni

I'd like to have a word with you.

Is that word goodbye?

Tawni

Oh, if I was talking to you the word would be "moise drie exfoliate"

Chad

You trust me, don't you?

Sonny

No, I don't think I do.

Chad

Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?

Sonny

(looks around and acts like she did nothing)

Zora

Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?

What?

Grady

Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?

Nico

Zora, do your thing.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Owwww!!

Tawni

Let's do this thing!

Zora

Sonny!

Nico

We're now called "Loser Force Four"!

Sonny

Oww, you gave us a name!

Grady

You gave us a reason to give us a name.

Grady

We're at the "Falls". I'm felling dramatic.

Sonny

You missed me.

Tawni

I, experienced caring. It was awful.

Grady

We're here to apologize to you and ask you to come back.

Maybe she doesn't want to come back to you losers.

Nico

Loser? "Loser Force Four".

Chad

Whoa. Never saw a group of losers so proud to call themselves losers

Sonny

Well, you know what. I'm proud to call myself a loser too. Well, so I guess that makes us "Loser Force Five"!

Sonny

C'mon guys. (She whispers "Loser Force Five")

"Loser Force Five"!

Chad

(sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are you Weird Beard?

Sonny

Why do you care?

Chad

I don't know. Let's give it a shot.

Sonny

Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.

Chad

Why would you write yourself a fan letter?

Sonny

Because I lost faith in myself.

Chad

Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.

Sonny

So you've been through this before?

Chad

No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!

Sonny

You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.

Marshall

Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!

Sonny

Well, that's my cue.

Chad

So what are you gonna do?

Sonny

You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.

Sonny

Let's just get this over with. Marshall, I have to say something. Eric is...

Chad

(as Eric) Your biggest fan!

Tawni

That's impossible. Eric is not real!

Chad

But I'm standing right here. Let's give it up for Sonny!

Sonny

Why are you helping me?

Chad

I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.

Sonny

Sounds like somebody cares.

Chad

Somebody... wanted to try on a weird beard.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Beards.

Chad

Cares.

Sonny

Gotcha!

Chad

So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing you at my party tonight?

Sonny

Yeah. As much as I'd love to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.

Chad

So you were the no? You were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale or a Montana.

Chad

(at his party) Hey, Sonny. Glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?

Sonny

See, I didn't really have time to shop.

Chad

Yeah. Security!

Sonny

Wait. I'm here to apologize to my best friend.

Chad

Oh, that's so sweet. Security!

Sonny there you... (gasps) Oh my Chad. It's you! It's him!

Chad

It's us. (referring to his cardboard cut out) Now if you don't mind he needs a shave.(referring to when Nico and Grady drew a beard on his cut out)

He's even cuter than his cardboard cut out.

Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?

Sonny

Well, I wouldn't say we were--

Chad

Oh, we're very good friends.

Sonny

Actually, we can't stand each other.

Chad

And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.

Sonny

Which apparently is starting today.

Chad

Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.

Sonny

Really?

Chad

Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.

You've got some dog's to shove.

Chad

Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.

Sonny

(after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!

Chad

Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.

Sonny

That's a compliment, right?

Chad

Of course.

Sonny

Can I have that seat? (girl moves)

Chad

Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.

Sonny

I'm not a diva, Chad.

Chad

I know that.

Sonny

Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.

Chad

And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.

Sonny

It's your fault.

Chad

Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?

Sonny

Yes. It is. Really!

Chad

(Sonny shows up where he's building dog houses) I know what you're doing.

Sonny

Do you, Chad? Do you really?

Chad

(after Sonny busts him) Well played, Monroe.

Sonny

Props accepted.

Chad

We should hang out sometime.

Sonny

Camera's off, Chad.

Chad

I know. (they smile at each other)

Chad

Sonny.

Sonny

Chad.

Chad

[to James] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.

Chad

Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.

Sonny

Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.

Chad

At least my show has viewers.

James

Wow. What's goin' on here?

Chad

Nothing.

Sonny

It's beyond nothing.

Chad

It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.

Sonny

Chad. (Chad walks away)

James

You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.

Sonny

Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.

James

Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.

Sonny

Well, there's nothing complicated about that.

James

So I can take that as a yes?

Sonny

You can take that as a maybe.