Buffer quotes from Sea Patrol

Buffer

[Attempting to talk to the fishermen.] Man, in barrel? Man, down there in barrel? Why?

Buffer

[Pointing at Bomber.] Shut up!

Bomber

Sorry Buff.

Nav

And I think that's my pillow calling...

Buffer

Call the hands, call the hands, wakey, wakey, wakey.

Nav

I guess that's not my pillow calling after all.

Buffer

Sorry Ma'am.

Mike

What do you know about these Buffer?

Buffer

They go bang. You don't wanna be around when they do.

Mike

Just stay calm Spider. We'll have you out of here as soon as we can.

Spider

Pretty calm sir, just a bit uncomfortable.

Buffer

How do you expect me to find you a pillow out here mate?

Didn't know there was another boat within cooee.

Buffer

[Pointing to Hammersley.] Pretty hard to miss.

Charge

Sweet music to my ears.

Buffer

That's the sound of you snoring big fellow.

Charge

I don't snore.

Mike

How do we frame our grief? How do we make sense of a life taken away so early? These are the things we will ponder for years to come and there are no easy answers. What is clear, though, is the way ET lived his life. He represented the finest values of the Royal Australian Navy. He believed passionately. He was loyal to his crew, and he never sharped his duty. He was courageous, diligent, and his sense of humour could defuse even the most difficult situation. He was a son, he was a brother, he was a friend, and he... he was a member of my crew. We will miss him.

I now commit Leading Seaman Joshua Holiday to the sea, may his soul rest in peace.

Buffer

General salute, present, arms!

Buffer

Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Nav

[Under her breath.] Goodbye.

Spider

One box of paper towels.

Buffer

One paper towel. [Checking the list against his list.]

Buffer

One drunk sailor. [Referring to Robert coming aboard the ship.]

I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk.

Buffer

You got a drinking problem, that’s why.

I love you. [Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.]

Buffer

Uncomfortable, mate.

If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly.

Buffer

If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge.

I hate porridge. [Arrive on the Hammersley.] I’m gonna have a slash.

Buffer

Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home.

Bomber

Hey, Buff. Have a good night?

Buffer

Oh... oh yeah. A few too many.

Mike

You two alright?

Yeah.

Buffer

Yeah, boss.

Never better, boss. We just, uh, wanted to thank RO for saving my life and... oh, and Buffer’s.

Mike

You drunk, 2 Dads?

... Yes sir. As a newt, sir.

Buffer

Me too, boss. Still handle myself though.

Mike

Get below, sleep it off.

Buffer

Righto. The ship’s safe. Buffer’s here!