2 Dads
I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk.
Buffer
You got a drinking problem, that’s why.
2 Dads
I love you. [Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.]
Buffer
Uncomfortable, mate.
2 Dads
If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly.
Buffer
If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge.
2 Dads
I hate porridge. [Arrive on the Hammersley.] I’m gonna have a slash.
Buffer
Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home.
Bomber
Hey, Buff. Have a good night?
Buffer
Oh... oh yeah. A few too many.
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