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S3 E11

Sea Patrol · Season 3, Episode 11

2 Dads, Buffer and others in “Secret Cargo”

2 Dads

I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk.

Buffer

You got a drinking problem, that’s why.

2 Dads

I love you. [Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.]

Buffer

Uncomfortable, mate.

2 Dads

If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly.

Buffer

If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge.

2 Dads

I hate porridge. [Arrive on the Hammersley.] I’m gonna have a slash.

Buffer

Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home.

Bomber

Hey, Buff. Have a good night?

Buffer

Oh... oh yeah. A few too many.

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