No mate of mine is getting a tattoo of flipper!
[RO drives a golf buggy into a lake while drunk. He gets out.]
It’s okay. Robert Dixon. Radio operator. Royal Australian Navy. [He falls back into the lake.]
[Spider, 2Dads and Buffer doing inventory of stocks being brought aboard the ship.]
One box of paper towels.
One paper towel. [Checking the list against his list.]
[Spider and Buffer look at Robert approaching them. He was dropped off by the police after a drunken misdemeanor.]
One drunk sailor. [Referring to Robert coming aboard the ship.]
[Spider and Buffer grin at RO who glares back at them.]
22Dads
I thought you two would have something in common!
Yeah, a certain part of our anatomy!
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