Nav, what’s your take on this Campbell Fulton guy?
Uh, he’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.
Yeah, I know that, but is he a bit of a loose cannon?
He’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.
Enough said.
Man, this smell’s knocking me out.
It smells ‘a-trochus’.
Mate, that joke’s ‘a-trochus’.
What I need is a card that says 'Why is there a man in a barrel?'
Can't help you there.
[Attempting to talk to the fishermen.] Man, in barrel? Man, down there in barrel? Why?
[Bomber snorts.]
[Pointing at Bomber.] Shut up!
Sorry Buff.
Haven't you had enough action for one day?
Nah never, just ahh, I think I pulled a muscle boarding that FFV I thought I might stretch it out.
Oh no I know what you're doing, trying to drive me crazy.
Is it working?
No, it's having absolutely no effect whatsoever.
Oh, well I guess I'm safe just to keep doing it then.
Just don't blame me if I can't think about anything else.
He kissed me.
He kissed you by accident?
I'm aware that you and ET have feelings for each other. Now I don't want to hear about that because I know that nothing would ever happen on the ship. You are too mature and professional for that to happen.
Thank you.
[When he's just been told his leg will be amputated.] At least we'll always get a car space.
You don't have Bird Flu, Spider.
What, are you a pathologist? They were on the Hammersley for a very long time.
We're disinfected.
Charge, those germs can live for a very long time.
What, are you a pathologist?
At least you didn't contract bird flu.
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