[Pulls a pair of undies out of Bomber’s bag.] Oh... they’re not mine.
Spider! [Snatches them back and stuffs them back in the bag.]
2D2 Dads
I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk.
You got a drinking problem, that’s why.
2D2 Dads
I love you. [Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.]
Uncomfortable, mate.
2D2 Dads
If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly.
If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge.
2D2 Dads
I hate porridge. [Arrive on the Hammersley.] I’m gonna have a slash.
Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home.
Hey, Buff. Have a good night?
Oh... oh yeah. A few too many.
You two alright?
2D2 Dads
Yeah.
Yeah, boss.
2D2 Dads
Never better, boss. We just, uh, wanted to thank RO for saving my life and... oh, and Buffer’s.
You drunk, 2 Dads?
2D2 Dads
... Yes sir. As a newt, sir.
Me too, boss. Still handle myself though.
Get below, sleep it off.
Righto. The ship’s safe. Buffer’s here!
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