And I think that's my pillow calling...
Call the hands, call the hands, wakey, wakey, wakey.
I guess that's not my pillow calling after all.
Sorry Ma'am.
It's a choice of fruit salad or fruit salad.
No way.
I would steer clear if I was you though mate, this stuff with soften your arteries.
[Sarcastic laugh.] Where is the cook?
That looks like horse...
Don't say that.
Well okay, it looks like the product of a horse that ate some birthday candles.
With these things it's the thought that counts.
Well at least it will taste good.
Well actually it's just a bit frozen.
How long has it been out?
About 45 mins.
You should have taken it out last night.
Yeah I know, thanks for that.
She’s not here, it’s just fruit and salad.
Good. Need you all in the junior sailors’ mess.
Is there a problem?
No, we’re gonna sing ‘Happy Birthday’.
He’s getting weirder.
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