Kate quotes from Sea Patrol

Kate

What I need is a card that says 'Why is there a man in a barrel?'

Buffer

Can't help you there.

Nav

He kissed me.

Kate

He kissed you by accident?

Kate

I'm aware that you and ET have feelings for each other. Now I don't want to hear about that because I know that nothing would ever happen on the ship. You are too mature and professional for that to happen.

Nav

Thank you.

Mike

You didn't tell me where you were going?

Kate

I didn't know.

Mike

Not very professional.

Kate

Sir we're heading home, we don't need another debriefing.

Mike

It's not a debriefing.

Kate

It sounds like one.

Mike

Well, can't I be concerned?

Kate

Yeah sure, just don't make it sound like a debriefing.

Nav

That looks like horse...

Kate

Don't say that.

Nav

Well okay, it looks like the product of a horse that ate some birthday candles.

Kate

With these things it's the thought that counts.

Nav

Well at least it will taste good.

Kate

Well actually it's just a bit frozen.

Nav

How long has it been out?

Kate

About 45 mins.

Nav

You should have taken it out last night.

Kate

Yeah I know, thanks for that.

Oh oh oooooo ooh wow wooow!

Charge

Oh recording recording!

Nav

Spider hasn't got a chance against her.

RO

Guys, some of us are trying to work here.

Nav

RO, shoosh.

Kate

Ahh, have we found something of interest on the EOD?

Charge

No, just perving on the cruiser.

Kate

What's Webb done with his life jacket?

Charge

Ummm well he.....

Nav

You know Spider, he's just...Spider.

Kate

Right

Mike

It’s just about being at sea.

Kate

Yeah, skippering a giant plastic bath toy.

Mike

You sound upset, X. Could it be that you’d miss me?

Kate

I just think that… it would be a terrible waste for the navy.

Mike

Well, I’m sure the navy would appreciate your concern. [Pause.] If I wasn’t in the navy it would open up certain other possibilities.

Mike

What do you think of our new Electronics Tech?

Nav

Up himself and unprofessional.

Kate

It's early days.

My God, it's a monkey! How'd he get here?

Kate

I don't know, but he seems to know you.

Spider

Excuse me X.

Kate

Mmm?

Spider

Um, I thought you might like one of these. [Hands her a picture of the guys with the baby.]

Kate

Oh, that’s very nice. Where did you get it from?

Spider

2 Dads made the border and RO printed them up.

Kate

That’s generous of RO. He’s usually very tight with his time.

Spider

Oh, no, he was tight. I had to pay for them

Kate

[Turns to Mike.] Oh, you really are gonna have to have a talk to him.

Mike

Do I have to?

Kate

Where is Spider?

RO

He's down the back trying to break the language barrier with the boy ma'am.

Kate

Ah, how's he going?

RO

Well I wouldn't want him on my team for pictionary.

Spider

[Pulls a pair of undies out of Bomber’s bag.] Oh... they’re not mine.

Kate

Spider! [Snatches them back and stuffs them back in the bag.]

Mike

You know something, X?

Kate

What?

Mike

You scrub up alright.

Kate

Oh, thanks. Though the crude oil’s not that great for the hairdo.

Mike

How’d you go at the hospital?

Swain

Ah, the CT scan came back clear. Looks like it’s just a few bruised ribs.

Mike

You know what that means.

Kate

My own personal masseuse. You offering?

Mike

Light duties.

Kate

How many times can you turn down promotion without it reflecting poorly on you?

Mike

You’d have me off this boat, would you X?

Kate

Well, shore posting does have its advantages.