Kate quotes from Sea Patrol

Nav

Chefo’s excelled himself tonight. The scran’s really good.

Scran?

Nav

Uh...

Mike

[Interrupting.] Stuff.

Nav

Stuff Cooked by the Royal Australian Navy.

I see.

Kate

Don’t let that put you off.

Mike

X, aren’t you officer of the watch this evening?

Kate

Yes. I’m sorry, sir. I was enjoying myself so much, I almost forgot I had somewhere else to be. Please excuse me.

She’s a bit lemon-lipped, isn’t she?

Mike

Please don’t take it personally. The XO hates to see an ice boat get away. She’s extremely dedicated.

Nav

Oh, you look fabulous!

Kate

I would like to thank my personal stylist, Lieutenant Commander Mike Flynn, for the loan of his very favourite fishing shirt.

Mike

Black eye adds a degree of authenticity to the ensemble. Don’t you think?

ET

Ease off, Nav. I didn’t volunteer for this gig.

Mike

No, you're there because you failed to keep an eye on David.

Spider

Yeah, believe me, ET. No one volunteered for this gig.

Thank you! Thank you for everything!

Kate

[With a wave.] Crash into a reef.

Nav

[Also waving.] Get eaten by a shark.

What are you girls up to?

Nav

Nothing.

Kate

[At the same time.] Web check.

Kate

Nothing.

Nav

[At the same time.] Web Check.

Kate

Hello, sailors. How are you both feeling?

Spider

Oh, much better, thank you, ma’am.

Buffer

X, I am so hungry, I could eat the sleep out of a cow’s eye.

ET

Well, that’s good, mate, ‘cause I think Chefo just ordered for you.

Chefo

That’s right. I’ve got crabs if you boys want ‘em. That’s not what I meant. That is... I’m out of here.

Why do you hate Spider?

Kate

Because he has been a very naughty boy.

Spider

Ma'am. Does this make us square now?

Kate

Not quite Spider. Not quite.

Nav

Ursula Morrell, hey? She’s got a hell of a lot to answer for.

Kate

He doesn’t think she’s involved.

Nav

Yes, well, I wonder which part of his anatomy is making that judgement.

I never seem to be home.

Kate

What does your boyfriend think of that?

Hates it. Won’t sleep with me the first three nights back. Demands expensive sashimi. [Kate looks at her.] He’s a Siamese.

Mike

I’ll come to the hospital tonight, soon as I get this sorted.

Kate

There’s no need. You heard – it’s a superficial wound. I need to get sleep. You’ll be otherwise engaged anyway.

Mike

Then I’ll see you tomorrow.

Kate

Milk chocolate. Not dark.

ET

Charge, they let you up here too, do they?

Charge

Ooh, yeah. Condition was I cleaned up my jokes. And my calendars.

ET

[Checking out the calendar.] What is she wearing?

Charge

I dunno. I believe it’s called a ‘bikini top’.

Kate

Now, I thought I told you to confine her to your cabin.

Charge

I don’t know how she got back up here, ma’am.

Bomber

Everyone, you’re on notice. You bring your dirty mugs down to the galley when you’ve finished with them. Otherwise, next time, you can be drinking out of cardboard.

Kate

Consider yourselves told.

Buffer

I thought the Charge was stabbed. Did he hit his head as well?

Kate

He's doing Tai Chi.

Buffer

Yeah, yeah, and if it was you, I wouldn't be asking. But it's the Charge!

Buffer

It's a great to hear your voice, sir. Any advice would be highly appreciated.

Mike

Buffer, it's a time for a Graunch boarding.

Kate

[To Swain.] Tell me he didn't say "Graunch"!

Swain

I think he did, ma'am.

Buffer

Sir, you are a mad man. It's a pleasure to serve under you. Wish us luck. Over.

Kate

[Under the effects of rohypnol.] I don’t agree with extramarital soy sauce.

Mike

Right. Yeah, well, um... I’ll let you sleep it off.

Kate

[Mumbling.] You’re a beautiful man, Mike Flynn. Just beautiful.

Mike

Okay. Thank you.

Kate

[Under the effects of rohypnol.] Why did you leave?