How’d you go at the hospital?
Ah, the CT scan came back clear. Looks like it’s just a few bruised ribs.
You know what that means.
My own personal masseuse. You offering?
Light duties.
I ran that check that you requested on the MV Trader Star, the vessel you just boarded.
Not now RO.
I really think you should look at the piece of paper I just handed you, Sir.
How many times can you turn down promotion without it reflecting poorly on you?
You’d have me off this boat, would you X?
Well, shore posting does have its advantages.
[Mike just grins.]
Ah, salmon vol a vaunts, number five on my list of all time favourite horses doovers.
Fascinating. What’s your number one?
Pig in a blanket.
X, I know all about the ‘no snogging your shipmates’ rule, but there is no rule that says you can’t check them out.
No, no, there is no law against that.
Does anybody... oh, sorry. Can anyone tell me where the gents is?
Bathroom.
How many of those have you had?
Two? Three? I just, um... they’re very nice.
Ah, no, mate, I haven’t spotted the head yet. Might want to try downstairs, though.
Thank you.
Ah, Robert?
Mmm?
Stay away from golf buggies.
And the transsexuals.
[A scene later, he gets attacked and shoved down a flight of stairs.]
You can’t sit in a CO’s chair forever.
I wasn’t thinking forever, just the next year or three.
I flop.
[RO laughs.]
2D2 Dads
You mean you fold.
:[To Bomber.] I just spat on you!
Whatever, I don’t get this game.
:[To RO.] That’s disgusting!
2D2 Dads
What would you prefer to play, Bird? Go Fish?
Hey, don’t knock it, I’m actually pretty good at that one.
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