16 QUOTES

A character in Scrubs

Ted quotes from Scrubs

Played by Sam Lloyd · 16 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Sam Lloyd

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Scrubs: in 16 of its 394 quotes
Most scenes with: J.D. (5), Dr. Kelso (5), Dr. Christopher Turk (2)

Scenes with Ted 12

Ted

Dr. Cox, did you hear that I'm quitting?

I did, Ted, and I don't know how to pretend to care.

Ted

Understandable.

Theodore, I always figured that someday we'd just find you dead in your office.

Ted

Yeah, that was the dream. But the Gooch and I are taking some time off and touring the country.

GGooch

We've written a song for every state.

I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to Hell.