Ted, Dr. Cox and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ted

Dr. Cox, did you hear that I'm quitting?

I did, Ted, and I don't know how to pretend to care.

Ted

Understandable.

Dr. Kelso

Theodore, I always figured that someday we'd just find you dead in your office.

Ted

Yeah, that was the dream. But the Gooch and I are taking some time off and touring the country.

We've written a song for every state.

I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to Hell.