J.D. quotes from Scrubs

J.D.

[to Elliot] Hello, wife-face! Your shift is over, and I'm taking you on a baby-moon!

Elliot

What are you talking about?

J.D.

A baby-moon is a vacation that couples take just before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing; they have horseback riding, and jet-skiing...

Elliot

Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't do.

J.D.

Is Hooch still crazy?

Carla

He's gotten worse.