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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

J.D. and Elliot in “Unfinished Business”

[to Elliot] Hello, wife-face! Your shift is over, and I'm taking you on a baby-moon!

What are you talking about?

A baby-moon is a vacation that couples take just before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing; they have horseback riding, and jet-skiing...

Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't do.

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