Rock quotes from Rock Paper Scissors

Rock

[screams] I love this song!

Rock

You know, from video games. When your second jump is in the air, then you do a really cool kick.

Rock

[also gets back up] Got it. [he and Scissors try to high five each other but they slap their faces and fall to the floor the final time]

Rock

[holds up tape] It's folding time.

Rock

[reveals the words on the tape saying "Gotcha"] [happy] Gotcha!

Rock

We knew you did the glitter bomb the whole time.

Rock

[giggles] Pretty funny, huh, Paper?

Rock

Yeah. I guess none of us are funny.

Rock

I don't know why, but it's less hardcore than before.

Rock

Get ready. 'Cause we're about to go on an adventure.

Paper

There will be twists. There will be turns.

Scissors

But if we stick together, [his sunglasses shine] I promise… we will complete this maze for ages five and under!

Rock

Let's get the cat to the cat food!

Paper

Yeah!

Scissors

We got this.

Jump jump. Hup hup. [they both fall to the floor] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor again] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor a third time and Paper's machine got knocked over]

Rock

What the heck was that?!

[darkly] The Rat Bros.

Logan

[answers the door; smugly] 'Sup, losers?

Rock

Losers?

Paper

Come on.

Scissors

Man, you're cool.

Paper

What is going on in there?!

Logan

Oh, we're doing pogo tricks, brah. [shows the trio his brothers: Brody, Brogan and Derf, on their pogo sticks] We're hosting a super cool pogo party this Sunday. You're welcome to come, except… oh, that's right…you don't have pogo sticks.

Rat Bros

Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro.

Paper

[frustrated] Ugh! I hate those Rat Bros, yet, I care so much about what they think of me.

Scissors

We have to get pogo sticks. If we don't, we won't be cool.

Paper

Rock, I need your help to find Scissors.

Rock

You have to find me first. [giggles]

Paper

I mean, you're wearing camouflage against the blue wall.

Rock

[notices] Okay, I'll do it. But only if I can keep playing.

Paper

Sure. Go nuts.

Rock

I am not good at this game.

Lou

[off-screen] It's Lou. Let me in.

Scissors

Shoot, it's the landlord!

Paper

Don't answer it. I don't want to deal with that pile of garbage.

Rock

Paper! He's not that bad.

Paper

No, I mean, he's literally trash.

Rock

Lou, can you please put on pants?

Lou

Pants? What am I, rich? You'd think I work on Wall Street? Oh, look at me. I wear pants and own a sports team. Why don't I buy a Lamborghini, too, wear that around my legs?

Scissors

The Susan is right.

Rock

The Susan is always right.

Paper

Well, this is the first time The Susan has talked, remember?

Rock

We're sorry.

Scissors

We should have never changed you.

Paper

Can you forgive us?

Rock

[pacing back and forth] What am I gonna do about this audition?! Without my eyebrows, no one'll read my emotions!

Paper

You seem very calm about this.

Rock

No, I'm not! I'm freaking out!

Paper

I can't-uh, do you need a snack? Are you cold? Did you slam your hand in a new or possibly old car door? [Rock draws angry eyebrows on two notepads and puts them on his forehead] Oh, oh, oh, you're upset. Don't worry. I think I can help you with my robotics invention. I'll make you… a pair of… animatronic eyebrows!