Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1
Get ready. 'Cause we're about to go on an adventure.
There will be twists. There will be turns.
But if we stick together, [his sunglasses shine] I promise… we will complete this maze for ages five and under!
Let's get the cat to the cat food!
Yeah!
We got this.
[sings] Happy Birthday to you.
[screams] I love this song!
Confetti Cannon! I can't see!
Jump jump. Hup hup. [they both fall to the floor] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor again] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor a third time and Paper's machine got knocked over]
[frustrated] What the heck are you doing?!
Trying to do a jump jump kick.
You know, from video games. When your second jump is in the air, then you do a really cool kick.
Somehow you two are dumber together.
[gets back up] Or we're smarter together.
[also gets back up] Got it. [he and Scissors try to high five each other but they slap their faces and fall to the floor the final time]
[The trio are doing meditation poses until they're interrupted by thumping sounds from the fourth floor]
What the heck was that?!
[darkly] The Rat Bros.
[They show up at the Rat Bros' apartment on the fourth floor]
[answers the door; smugly] 'Sup, losers?
Losers?
Come on.
Man, you're cool.
What is going on in there?!
Oh, we're doing pogo tricks, brah. [shows the trio his brothers: Brody, Brogan and Derf, on their pogo sticks] We're hosting a super cool pogo party this Sunday. You're welcome to come, except… oh, that's right…you don't have pogo sticks.
Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro.
[Brody closes the door on the trio with his pogo stick; back at their apartment]
[frustrated] Ugh! I hate those Rat Bros, yet, I care so much about what they think of me.
We have to get pogo sticks. If we don't, we won't be cool.
Skydiving? Wow, Paper. I was just about to be your girlfriend, but not anymore, you boring turkey! [pulls a lever, causing Paper to eject and laughs maniacally]
No conflict pirates?
Swords as decoration?
You wear glasses?
You wear glasses?
Yeah, but I wear them as well.
[The Pencil clones all press a button together, causing Paper to eject and laugh diabolically]
You can run, but you can't fly! [laughs evilly; activating his drone]
[dramatic] You think you can hide from me?! Well, you're wrong because I… will… seek you! [playfully] Ready or not, here I come! [annoyed] Rock, you're behind the lamp. You're really bad at this game.
[Rock notices and sighs sadly]
Rock, I need your help to find Scissors.
You have to find me first. [giggles]
I mean, you're wearing camouflage against the blue wall.
[notices] Okay, I'll do it. But only if I can keep playing.
Sure. Go nuts.
[Rock cartwheels back to the camouflage wall and sighs sadly]
I am not good at this game.
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