[Rock is sitting on the sofa, wrapped in a blanket and an ice pack on his head, feeling really sick]
[disgusted] Ugh, Rock, are you-- [Rock starts coughing] Are you-- [Rock coughs more and harder] Rock, are you okay?!
BugHi, how ya doing?
Bug
Hey, I don't come to your work and call you gross. You know, 'cause you don't have a job.
[sniffs sadly; voice breaking] Rock did say it was nasty.
I probably got it from working too much. Between Franz and the robot car wash…
You still work at the car wash?
I also worked at a climbing gym, but I just got fired.
HRHiring Robot
You call yourselves car washers? You can't even dance!
Are those things related?
FRFemale Robot Executive
Of course, car washes are all about dancing, and you two better get your act together because Car Wash Nationals are this Sunday.
HRHiring Robot
Yes, a competition where car washes are judged on dancing and washing that dates back to the 1920s.
[Quick scene shows the Car Wash Nationals from the 1920s]
FRFemale Robot Executive
It's the biggest sporting event in the country, and everyone's training for it.
[All car wash employees are training for the competition]
This is ridiculous! That place has four people who are just back-up dancers and never touch the cars!
HRHiring Robot
We've won the last two titles, and if we win this year, we'll be the first car wash to ever win the three-peat.
FRFemale Robot Executive
This is our chance to make the history books. [sternly] So don't ruin it for us.
Oh, man. She is blatantly hitting on me.
[Cut to the trio's apartment]
You didn't tell us we were entering a dance competition!
I said it was an important time for the car wash. That wasn't clear?
But you said you'd cover for me.
Yeah, but we can't do this. We've practiced all day. We're not championship-level dancers!
Bug
You're telling me. I bet you don't even know the difference between a basket toss and a full-down.
How can we have fun with it?! The stakes are enormous, and it's in front of MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!
Bug
I feel like they're not having fun with it.
[in unison] SHUT IT, BUG! This is your fault! Get your smug attitude outta here!
[in unison] THAT'S ENOUGH! I am so sick of you! I will basket toss you outta here!
Guys, guys, relax. You're putting too much pressure on yourselves. All you have to do is learn the routine and end with the reverse triple corkscrew window wash.
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