Potato quotes from Rock Paper Scissors

Potato

I don't even know how I got here.

Potato

That presentation was terrible.

[while wearing a horse costume] You wouldn't hurt a horse, would you?

Pencil

But we hiked up this mountain together, and I don't know to get back home!

Scissors

There's no time, Pencil! There's no time for anything!

Flub-Bub?

Rock

Flub-Bub wants to go to Lobster Fest.

Paper

Oh, there's definitely time for Lobster Fest.

Potato

Oh, this is bad. We're gonna miss Lobster Fest.

I loved that helicopter ride, Flub-Bub. It was so romantic.

Rock

Oh, no. He's running out of conversation.

Scissors

Quick! Feed him a line!

Paper

Uh… [touches his ear that is under a headset with his finger] Flub-Bub.

Flub-Bub!

[swoons] Oh, Flub-Bub.

Scissors

Good save, Paper. I think we just avoided a huge catastrophe.

[turns into a giant alien monster called a Flub-Bubby, causing the Waitress to scream and run away; in deep voice] Flub-Bubby!

Rock

Oh.

Scissors

Right.

Paper

Totally forgot about that.

Paper

(Hello?) Is this the Committee of National Holidays?

Rock

[turning around in his chair, revealing himself] You bet it is!

Paper

[suprised] Rock?! You're on the committee?!

Rock

Yeah, I'm the head of it, along with the representatives of National Pencil Day, National Potato Day, National Bubble-blowing Day, and of course, National Raspberry Cake Day.

I'm cake.

Paper

[disbelieved] Good Lord. Anyway, I'd like a day, please.

Rock

Paper, we don't just give out days.

Pencil

Yeah, each one of us has presented a case for why we deserve one.

Potato

I don't even know how I got here.

Pencil

Yes, you do, Potato. You gave a speech that brought us to tears.

Potato

I always knew you were into me. But I should warn you, I'm a heartbreaker.

Paper

Potato, listen, I don't want this.

Potato

Oh, my gosh! You need this?

Paper

This is out of control.

Potato

I get it, Paper. I'm super desirable. There's a reason they call me "Hot Tots."

Paper

No one calls you that.

[entering Pencil's apartment] Hot Tots! Say it ain't so! You broke up with me for him?!

Potato

Bruiser, get out of here.

[pointing to Paper] So you're the guy who think he's good enough for Potato.

Paper

No!

Pencil

Paper, of course you're good enough.

Paper

[types a text to Pencil on his phone saying: "You're the love of my life. Let's buy a house in Nebraska and start a family."] Way too strong. [types a different text saying: "Can we talk when I get back? It's important.", and sends it to her]

Potato

Paper?

Paper

Potato. Uh, hey. I actually wanted to…

Potato

This isn't working.

Paper

Sorry?

Potato

Look, it's been fun here in Hawaii, and you're a great guy, but… I don't think we're a good match.

Paper

Are you… breaking up with me?

Potato

We just got to this point so fast, you know? I mean, I'm looking at us and feeling like… I don't even know how I got here.

Paper

Wow. Um… Yeah, no, uh… That's fine. I, uh… want the same thing.