Nice Scissors quotes from Rock Paper Scissors

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Confetti Cannon! I can't see!

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Trying to do a jump jump kick.

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[gets back up] Or we're smarter together.

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[dramatic] You think you can hide from me?! Well, you're wrong because I… will… seek you! [playfully] Ready or not, here I come! [annoyed] Rock, you're behind the lamp. You're really bad at this game.

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I've been fired from every job I've tried, and this was kind of my last option. But I guess I'll go home and tell my roommates they were right about me. I'm a loser.

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[pukes in the trash can and moans] Oh, man. Did you see me driving back there? I was cool as a cu- [pukes in the trash again] …cumber.

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We can live like this.

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Ugh, I'm gonna look like a fool! Paper makes me so mad I could just flip this… [tries to flip over the weight bench] well, maybe not the weight bench, but these tinier weights! [tries to flip them] Or at least this weight bench instruction manual! [tries to flip the manual; groans] How is this possible?! [later sits on the floor, watching "Buff Man Lift 450 Pounds Be Success" while eating an entire chocolate cake and feeling horrible about himself… as usual]

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[sulking as cars behind him are stuck in traffic] Go around, I've had a bad day!

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So we thought it'd be funny if Rock pretended to be enraged by it and go on a crazy manhunt to scare you.

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Yeah, all of us were in on it. The mailman, Chad BrockChad, all the prisoners.

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It's just a joke.

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Not a one of us.

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[after throwing all the diapers into the ocean as they start absorbing] Oh, no! I forgot how absorbent they are!

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[as the veterinarian checks his ears] This is great! They got rid of all my worms and fleas!