Ron quotes from Robot Chicken ... TV Quotes Database

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Ron

Harry, I'm scared!

HHarry

You're always scared, you chicken [bleep]!

Ron

I can't help it! I'm a scared, pimple-faced, red-headed, chicken [bleep] virgin!

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[During Transfiguration lessons at Hogwarts]

MMcGonagall

Alright, students, spells ready? Begin. Miss Granger.

Hermione

Orchideous!

MMcGonagall

Mr. Potter.

HHarry

Orchideous!

MMcGonagall

Mr. Longbottom.

NNeville

Orc-uh...Orc-uh...Orc-hoo-dious. [his arm suddenly turns into a evil monkey who starts to eat his face]

MMcGonagall

What happened?

Hermione

His spell! He was only off by one syllable!

MMcGonagall

Ah, yes. The spells "orchideous" and "orchoodious" are very similar. Do be careful.

[School bell rings, cut to Snape's lesson in potions class downstairs in the dungeons]

SSnape

Finally, add two drops of Wolfsbane extract to your potion. I hope everyone understands. [the students just look at him and not doing anything] Well? What are you waiting for?

Ron

We usually don't start until you insult Harry.

SSnape

Am I really that predictable? Very well. Potter, you fool!

[The students start to mix potions]

Ron

[after mixing his potion] Well, bottoms up. [drinks it]

Hermione

How much drops of wolfsbane extract did you use?

Ron

Uh, three? [his jaw suddenly contracts and his teeth fire off the gums before his head explodes, killing him]

Hermione

Professor Snape, what happened?

SSnape

He used too much wolfsbane extract, it looks like.

HHarry

He used one extra drop! That margin for error is pretty bloody slim!

Hermione

This spell's supposed to change our eye color. Why would we risk exploding skulls just to change our eye color?

SSnape

Uh...Potter, you fool?

[Cut to McGonagall, Snape and Dumbledore talking in a classroom]

MMcGonagall

Well, it's understandable, we're teaching children a deadly art, after all. It's like trying to teach cats how to disarm landmines.

[No students are in the classroom]

SSnape

Uh...Where are all the students?

[Cut to the American school]

HHarry

Hey...Where's Hermione?

GGirl

Ha ha! We all called her a slut on Facebook!

TTeacher

Children, I have some sad news. Her-my-one Granger hung herself.

[All the kids starts to dance, while Harry hides his face in his arms]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[We start on a gradient aquamarine-blue background, where the Gullah Gullah Island logo rolls in]

AAnnouncer

And now, back to Gullah Gullah Island!

[We cut to Ron and Natalie's house, where everyone plays Leapfrog with. Two policemen, one blonde and the other with brown hair, arriving at the front door]

Ron

[jumps over Shaina and Binyah-Binyah] This sure is fun, Binyah-Binyah!

BBBinyah-Binyah

Binyah-Binyah! Have fun, too!

[The policemen knock on the door]

Ron

I'll get it. [opens the door to show the policemen]

CWCop with Brown Hair

Hello, sir. We've investigated a tip. A criminal might be in the area; he's robbed a bank and shot three policemen.

Ron

Oh, no! Well, there's nobody here but me, my wife, our three children, and our man-sized pet polliwog.

BBBinyah-Binyah

Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Yeah-no, no, no, that's a man in a frog suit.

NNatalie

[incredulous] What?! No, he's just a giant polliwog we rescued.

CWCop with Brown Hair

Where did you find him?

VVanessa

Oh, behind an amphibious animal costume shop!

CWCop with Brown Hair

I'm gonna need him out of that frog suit by the count of three. [pulls out a pistol] One...

BBBinyah-Binyah

[raises both arms in the air as the Alstons stare in shock] Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Two...

BBBinyah-Binyah

[scared, waving arms] Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Three!

FFrogman

[screams and strips out of costume, making the Alstons cover their eyes from seeing his nude lesion-covered body] No! Don't shoot!

CWCop with Brown Hair

[still points pistol with other officer] Down on the ground, Frogman!

NNatalie

[disgusted] What's on his skin?!

FFrogman

Sores, you dumbass! From wearing that polliwog costume for four months straight! [is handcuffed by the blonde policeman and pulled out of the house] Binyah-Binyah! Binyah-Binyah!

[The brown-haired policeman clubs Frogman on the back of his head to knock him out, ending the sketch]

Kim Possible [Kim Lazers the window and opens it Lassos to go down] If I don't steal north korea's nuclear launch codes, it could mean world war III. [traps him in a cage] Ahh!

KJKim Jong-Un

[enters] Well, Well, Well, Have I caught the great Kim possible? Or am I just "kim-magining" things?

KPKim Possible

Kim Jong-Un, war is not the answer.

KJKim Jong-Un

How do you like my security system? I've made certain "kim-provements". [pushes a button and alligators attack Kim Possible]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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