Charlie Brown quotes from Robot Chicken

Charlie Brown

Meet the kite-eating tree, you ugly son of a bitch!

Lucy

Just kick the ball, you block-head!

Charlie Brown

But every time I try, you just take the ball away.

Lucy

This time I won't! Come on already!

Charlie Brown

[to himself] Maybe this time she means it. I'm really gonna do it! I'm gonna kick the football! This is it! [kicks Lucy] That's for years of humiliation, britch!

Charlie Brown

Poor Linus...

Lucy

[insane ranting] That block-head! Everyone's a block-head! Block-head, block-head, block-head!

[talks in the style that most Peanuts adults do] Wah wah, wah wah-wah-wah, wah wah, waaah?

Lucy

What did he say?

Charlie Brown

Ugh, I never have any idea what any adult says; it's always that "wah wah wah" crap.

Charlie Brown

This is different from the time we got lost in France, or when we almost drowned during the great river raft race. I fear just having a positive attitude with strong Christian overtones won't save us this time.

Hold me, sir. [she and Peppermint Patty start French-kissing]

Charlie Brown

I said "strong Christian overtones"!

Charlie Brown

I'm at the end of my rope, Lucy. Everybody else is dead, besides you and me. [the Great Pumpkin eats Lucy while Charlie Brown is still talking] I thought being stuck as a pre-pubescent bald kid for 50 years couldn't get any worse. What should we do?

[trying his best impression of Lucy, but failing horribly] You should let the Great Pumpkin eat you!

Charlie Brown

Wow! A new kid is coming. Maybe he'll take my spot on the totem pole around here.

Lucy

You'll always be the [bleep] catcher, Charlie Brown!

Whoever he is, I doubt he'll replace my sweet baboo!

[rolls his eyes] Oh, brother!

Hey everyone! My name's Ren. Ren McCormick.

[pushes Linus away] Hello!!

Charlie Brown

You're just in time for the school play. We're practicing a number for our Christmas production.

I love to dance! My last school banned dancing entirely. [silence] You might say dancing makes me feel footloose and fancy free. [silence, then sighs] I'm Kevin Bacon's character from Footloose. [still silence, the characters then start dancing their signature dance] Oh my God, that is the worst dancing I have ever seen.

Excuse me?

Sorry, [bleep]-box...

It's Pigpen.

Sorry.

It's alright. You made a lateral error, at best.

You're just doing the same move over and over. I mean, what is that guy even doing?

I couldn't think of a dance! I panicked!!

Sorry, I need to get the [bleep] out of here. I'd rather have a town with no dancing, than this. [leaves; the group resumes with their dancing, while Snoopy fantasizes about doing an 80s-style dance routine, before cutting back to Ren's school]

Hey, Ren! It turns out you can't ban dancing. It's unconstitutional!

Alright!

Yeah, but then they passed a law saying we have to use creationist textbooks.

[stops dancing] Rats!