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[Last lines; the boy is crying because Santa lies on the floor]

MMother

[worried] How was I supposed to know that he's allergic to nuts?!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[In the kitchen, Rosa and her mother played puzzle, while grandma walked slowly]

RRosa

Mama, why does Grandma walked so slow?

MMother

Because Grandma's old, honey, and her bones are very brittle.

RRosa

Mama, what's brittle?

MMother

You know like um...like..peanut brittle, dear.

RRosa

Mmmm! Yummy! [runs out of the kitchen]

GGrandma

[off-screen] Oh, hi, little Rosa, oh. What are you do..?! Hey!

[Mother was shocked and ran out of the kitchen]

RRosa

[off-screen] Where's the peanut brittle?! I want the peanut brittle! Where is it?! Give to me, I just want it!

MMother

[off-screen] Rosa, no! Let go Grandma's leg!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[We start on a gray background with the title: "GREAT MOMENTS IN DUMB KID HISTORY" between two white lines]

AAnnouncer

Great moments in dumb kid history!

[A woman is seen driving her car with her two children behind her and her son poking his sister repeatedly]

MMother

[getting annoyed] If you touch your sister one more time, I am driving this car into a lake!

[After a few seconds, her son sneakily does it anyway, causing her to get totally fed up and start driving ferociously into a lake. Before she can, however, we cut to static]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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DDaughter

It's the most beautiful tree ever!

MMother

It certainly is, Sweetie!

TTree

[looking in the window] My wife! [sobbing] You killed her, and you decorated her!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[We start looking out at a cave. Caveman Santa Claus is putting rocks on bows. Caveman Santa Claus smiled. Then the Cave Girl enters the cave, rubbing her eyes. Then she sees Caveman Santa, who turns around. As he shushes her quietly, the Cave Girl started screaming. Caveman Santa Claus tries to stop the Cave Girl from screaming loudly, but he couldn't. Then two Caveman parents enter the cave. The Caveman Dad who holds a stick, is really angry. Caveman Santa Claus convinces the Caveman Dad that he's delivering rocks for Christmas, and gives himself a jolly laugh. But the Caveman Dad looks really mad. Caveman is ready to kill Caveman Santa Claus with a stick. The Cave Mom and the Cave Girl run for their lives, screaming as the Caveman Dad started killing Caveman Santa Claus. He then picked his brain up. Then we cut to the bedroom as the mom tucks her daughter up with the covers]

MMother

And that's the story of the very first Christmas.

DDaughter

Wait a minute, Mama. How can there still be a Christmas if they killed Santa?

MMother

Hmm. You're right. [we cut to outside where she is putting presents in the trash can on fire] No Santa, no Christmas, no Christmas presents.

DDaughter

[crying] Awwww!

MMother

Oh, you really would've liked this one.

DDaughter

Awwww!