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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Announcer, Ron and others in “Unfinished Business”

[We start on a gradient aquamarine-blue background, where the Gullah Gullah Island logo rolls in]

AAnnouncer

And now, back to Gullah Gullah Island!

[We cut to Ron and Natalie's house, where everyone plays Leapfrog with. Two policemen, one blonde and the other with brown hair, arriving at the front door]

[jumps over Shaina and Binyah-Binyah] This sure is fun, Binyah-Binyah!

BBBinyah-Binyah

Binyah-Binyah! Have fun, too!

[The policemen knock on the door]

I'll get it. [opens the door to show the policemen]

CWCop with Brown Hair

Hello, sir. We've investigated a tip. A criminal might be in the area; he's robbed a bank and shot three policemen.

Oh, no! Well, there's nobody here but me, my wife, our three children, and our man-sized pet polliwog.

BBBinyah-Binyah

Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Yeah-no, no, no, that's a man in a frog suit.

NNatalie

[incredulous] What?! No, he's just a giant polliwog we rescued.

CWCop with Brown Hair

Where did you find him?

VVanessa

Oh, behind an amphibious animal costume shop!

CWCop with Brown Hair

I'm gonna need him out of that frog suit by the count of three. [pulls out a pistol] One...

BBBinyah-Binyah

[raises both arms in the air as the Alstons stare in shock] Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Two...

BBBinyah-Binyah

[scared, waving arms] Binyah-Binyah!

CWCop with Brown Hair

Three!

FFrogman

[screams and strips out of costume, making the Alstons cover their eyes from seeing his nude lesion-covered body] No! Don't shoot!

CWCop with Brown Hair

[still points pistol with other officer] Down on the ground, Frogman!

NNatalie

[disgusted] What's on his skin?!

FFrogman

Sores, you dumbass! From wearing that polliwog costume for four months straight! [is handcuffed by the blonde policeman and pulled out of the house] Binyah-Binyah! Binyah-Binyah!

[The brown-haired policeman clubs Frogman on the back of his head to knock him out, ending the sketch]

Kim Possible [Kim Lazers the window and opens it Lassos to go down] If I don't steal north korea's nuclear launch codes, it could mean world war III. [traps him in a cage] Ahh!

KJKim Jong-Un

[enters] Well, Well, Well, Have I caught the great Kim possible? Or am I just "kim-magining" things?

KPKim Possible

Kim Jong-Un, war is not the answer.

KJKim Jong-Un

How do you like my security system? I've made certain "kim-provements". [pushes a button and alligators attack Kim Possible]

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