Barney the Dinosaur quotes from Robot Chicken

I love you. You love me.

But I'm not in love with you.

Fred

Eh, Barney boy, this is the life!

You said it, Fred. An entire civilization not wearing underwear, you gotta love it!

Fred

Now, who could that be? [Barney laughs; opens the door] Yeah?

Hi, I'm Mr. Rock from FedEx Stone. I got a delivery for Fred Flintstone from Amazonaboulder.com-pebble. [Fred stares at him, confused; sighs] Look, sometimes the rock puns don't fit too well, buddy, you want the package or not? [leaves]

Fred

[reading the letter] "Dear Fred, I hope this distracted you long enough. Signed, Barney. P.S., I invented paper. Bitchin!" [looks over to Barney, who tries to sneak out with his box of Fruity Pebbles] BARNEY, MY PEBBLES!! [rushes over to Barney and tries to snatch the Fruity Pebbles away; Barney manages to escape from Fred with the cereal]

[laughing] You can't catch me, Fred! [Fred tackles him, and starts punching him in the face. Then he grabs nearby a club and hits Fred in the head with it. A cracking sound is heard and Fred falls down on the floor; laughs] Hey, good one, Fred, good- [then he's shocked to see Fred's lifeless corpse, which is a mangled mess. Blood pours out from his head] Uh-oh. [dissolve to him, burying Fred's dead body in his backyard, using a bird as a shovel] Dammit Fred. I just wanted some of your [bleep]in' cereal.

Oh, his head always was full of rocks.

[gasps] A witness! [kills the bird by breaking its spine over his knee, then runs back into the house] WITNESES! [we find more animals as household appliances] THE DISHWASHER!

My goodness Cretacious!

THE RECORD PLAYER!!

He's off his rocker!

THE BIDET!!!

Oh, man, the things I've witnessed...

Is he stone-cold crazy?! You bet Jurassic!

NO MORE PUNS!!!! [stuffs the pterodactyl into the pig's mouth and laughs evilly, as the camera spins around him]

So, he's trying to sell me a tampon, but I said, "It's just a rock!", and he says, "Well duh, everything's a rock!"

Betty

The nerve of some people.

[gasp as they see all of the dead animals, including Dino who is nailed to the wall] OH MY GOD!!!!

Oh lord, please don't stop him before he kills me.

Fruity Pebbles are an important part of this complete breakfast.

[now in a street at night standing next to a female smoker] I love you, you love me.

Either way, it's 50 bucks.

[in prison; sobbing] I love you... [sniff] You love me...

Damn right.