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Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Robot Chicken: in 5 of its 315 quotes

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Scenes with Singer 4

[Atreyu is vacuuming Falkor at home]

AAtreyu

I'm so bored, Falkor. Is anything going on tonight?

FFalkor

Nothing, Atreyu. Nothing.

AAtreyu

What's Bastian up to?

[Cut to Bastian reading the Neverending Story book in the bathroom]

BBastian

"And then the boy took a big crap." Hey, I'm taking a big crap! Wow!

[Cut back to Atreyu and Falkor]

AAtreyu

Everyone in Fantasia's doing nothing. It's like we've been hit by a nothing storm! I think it's time for a neverending party!

[Atreyu and Falkor fly to the gas station to buy snacks and drinks for the neverending party]

SSinger

♪ Friday night, Boring as can be, Buy some booze, Every cheap, Call up all the crazy... ♪

[We dissolve to the neverending party with characters from the story and party goers]

FPFemale Party Goer

[to Rock Biter] Those look like big, strong hands.

RBRock Biter

Don't they?

FPFemale Party Goer

Can you open this for me? [the Rock Biter opens the bottle with his fingers and it sprayed on her] Spray it all over me!

MMorla

[showing off dance moves and falls down on her shell] We are so...wasted.

CEChildlike Empress

Say my name, Bastian. [Bastian slaps her fanny] Say my name! [again]

BBastian

[shouting] MOONCHILD!!!

[Then the music stops at the police officer arrives]

Police Officer This party is ending right now!

RBRock Biter

[kills the police officer with his fist] West side.

[They dance some more]

SSinger

♪ Neverending party... ♪

[1984 Libertarian party convention]

C1Candidate 1

Thank you, my Libertarian friends, for making us your nominees for president and vice president of the United States of America!

C2Candidate 2

1984 is the year of the Libertarian party! We will be champions!

C1Candidate 1

Yes, unfortunately, the rock band Queen won't let us play their hit "We Are The Champions", but enjoy this soundalike, which we will play IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

S1Singer 1

[to the tune of "We Are The Champions"] We are the victors of the Globe. And we'll continue doing stuff...

[1988 Libertarian party convention, the candidates have longer hair]

C1Candidate 1

Four years ago, I said that we would be champions...How wrong I was. Ronald Reagan soundly beat us.

C2Candidate 2

In fact we received less than one percent of one percent of the vote.

C1Candidate 1

But it is 1988 and the country needs to come together like a family.

C2Candidate 2

We are family! We are family!

C1Candidate 1

Don't worry, Sister Sledge, this is not your copyright-protected musical hit "We Are Family". It's something better!

S2Singer 2

[to the tune of "We Are Family"] We are a close-knit group! Co-workers and aquaintances!

[1992 Libertarian party convention, the candidates are noticeably older, and now have wives]

C2Candidate 2

Four years ago, we asked America to join our family...America said no.

C1Candidate 1

So we decided to make loving families of our own. Who else wants to get on board the love train?

C2Candidate 2

Sadly, The O-Jays wouldn't let us use their hit song "Love Train".

C1Candidate 1

Even though it expresses every political ideal we stand for!

C2Candidate 2

Next stop, the White House.

C1Candidate 1

Toot toot! All aboard!

S3Singer 3

[to the tune of "Love Train"] Citizens of the Earth, come on. Ride the Friend Choo-choo, ride the Friend Choo-choo, yeah, ride the Friend Choo-choo.

[2008 Libertarian party convention, the candidates are now old men]

C2Candidate 2

Well, sadly, not a single voter chose to board the friendship choo-choo. Worse, despite using the soundalike, The O-Jays still sued us.

C1Candidate 1

During the 16-year legal battle, unsavory private matters were revealed, resulting in the spectacular in-court suicide of my beautiful wife, Jennette.

C2Candidate 2

My wife Sarah also committed suicide, but, uh, that was unrelated to the trial.

C1Candidate 1

These tragedies taught us that life, like voting for a third party, are ultimately meaningless.

C2Candidate 2

So, in the end, all we, the Libertarian party, are is "Dust In the Wind". [Candidate 1 stammers]]' I mean, all of us is airborne minidirt!

C1Candidate 1

Airborne minidirt, y'all!

S4Singer 4

[to the tune of "Dust In the Wind"] All of us is airborne minidirt...

[Upbeat music playing]

MMan

# Well, a long time ago # ♪ A dinosaur lady gave birth To a whole bunch of dinosaur babies Three of them had the same features mom had But one was probably from a different dad Yeah, mom let another man sperm up her eggs And no matter how she cried or how she begged Daddy kicked her ass out into the cold, cold street And with four mouths to feed and nothing to eat She packed up her brood in the pouring rain And booked a one-way trip On the dinosaur train [Whistle blows]

CChorus

# dinosaur train # ♪ Who built this train? ♪

MMan

# Well, dinosaurs developed steam and tools # ♪ Dino society was inherently cruel And a slit-shamed mom with a brood to feed Had to get creative to pay the passage fee

CChorus

# Dinosaur shame # ♪ On the dinosaur train ♪ [whistle blows]

SSinger

# Well, they rode the rails for a couple of months #

So, what went wrong, Peppa?

PPPeppa Pig

What went wrong? [frustrating] Every single [Bleep]in' thing!

SSinger

♪ All right ♪

PPeppa

I'm a cartoon pig whose whole purpose in life is to make mistakes so kids learn from 'em. Mistake number one: splashing around in a puddle without first checking my surroundings. [Later, her friends are arguing over the monkey] You dickies soiled me monkey! - [Gasps] Oh! Get me a new one by tomorrow, or it's your loaf of bread, pig.

SSSuzy Sheep

There, there, Peppa. [Bleats]

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