Mr. Spock quotes from Robot Chicken

[on the USS Enterprise Scotty arrives at the bridge in USS Enterprise] Report, Mr. Scott.

Captain, somebody traded all of the dilithium crystals for pornographic holograms!

And?

With no power, all life support on the ship is about to fail.

And?

Our only hope is to beam down to the nearest planet, but there is only enough power to send five people. I can't do no more!

Captain, logic dictates that each of the 433 crew members.

Hey! Where did Kirk go? [camera scene changes to the same bridge scene without James Kirk] Oh, no. He didn't.

Uh, I have a vagina.

Sure.

A vagina could prove quite useful.

I'm Toby the Red Shirt. You need a red shirt, you just do.

Quite logical.

Sure.

Aww, hell, no! You know what? [Bleep] all y'all!

It is your duty as a crewman.

Screw that. On behalf of all the red shirts who fell before me, it makes me proud to speak the following sentence. [long pause, deep inhale] I'm the only one who brought a gun. [pulls out phaser]

Uh-oh.

Mmmmm, that's good ham.