JTCaptain James T. Kirk
[on the USS Enterprise Scotty arrives at the bridge in USS Enterprise] Report, Mr. Scott.
Captain, somebody traded all of the dilithium crystals for pornographic holograms!
JTJames T. Kirk
And?
With no power, all life support on the ship is about to fail.
JTJames T. Kirk
And?
Our only hope is to beam down to the nearest planet, but there is only enough power to send five people. I can't do no more!
Captain, logic dictates that each of the 433 crew members.
LULt. Uhura
Hey! Where did Kirk go? [camera scene changes to the same bridge scene without James Kirk] Oh, no. He didn't.
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