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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Red Shirt Crewman, Mr. Spock and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The whole crew on the planet looks to the Red Shirt Crewman on who to eat first]

RSRed Shirt Crewman

Aww, hell, no! You know what? [Bleep] all y'all!

SMr. Spock

It is your duty as a crewman.

RSRed Shirt Crewman

Screw that. On behalf of all the red shirts who fell before me, it makes me proud to speak the following sentence. [long pause, deep inhale] I'm the only one who brought a gun. [pulls out phaser]

KKirk

Uh-oh.

[Black screen, you hear a long phaser shot; shows the Red Shirt Crewman eating Kirk's arm]

RSRed Shirt Crewman

Mmmmm, that's good ham.

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