[Atreyu is vacuuming Falkor at home]
I'm so bored, Falkor. Is anything going on tonight?
Nothing, Atreyu. Nothing.
What's Bastian up to?
[Cut to Bastian reading the Neverending Story book in the bathroom]
"And then the boy took a big crap." Hey, I'm taking a big crap! Wow!
[Cut back to Atreyu and Falkor]
Everyone in Fantasia's doing nothing. It's like we've been hit by a nothing storm! I think it's time for a neverending party!
[Atreyu and Falkor fly to the gas station to buy snacks and drinks for the neverending party]
♪ Friday night, Boring as can be, Buy some booze, Every cheap, Call up all the crazy... ♪
[We dissolve to the neverending party with characters from the story and party goers]
[to Rock Biter] Those look like big, strong hands.
Don't they?
Can you open this for me? [the Rock Biter opens the bottle with his fingers and it sprayed on her] Spray it all over me!
[showing off dance moves and falls down on her shell] We are so...wasted.
Say my name, Bastian. [Bastian slaps her fanny] Say my name! [again]
[shouting] MOONCHILD!!!
[Then the music stops at the police officer arrives]
Police Officer This party is ending right now!
[kills the police officer with his fist] West side.
[They dance some more]
♪ Neverending party... ♪
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