[Upbeat music playing]
# Well, a long time ago # ♪ A dinosaur lady gave birth To a whole bunch of dinosaur babies Three of them had the same features mom had But one was probably from a different dad Yeah, mom let another man sperm up her eggs And no matter how she cried or how she begged Daddy kicked her ass out into the cold, cold street And with four mouths to feed and nothing to eat She packed up her brood in the pouring rain And booked a one-way trip On the dinosaur train [Whistle blows]
# dinosaur train # ♪ Who built this train? ♪
# Well, dinosaurs developed steam and tools # ♪ Dino society was inherently cruel And a slit-shamed mom with a brood to feed Had to get creative to pay the passage fee
# Dinosaur shame # ♪ On the dinosaur train ♪ [whistle blows]
# Well, they rode the rails for a couple of months #
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