Benson Dunwoody quotes from Regular Show

Benson

[to Mordecai and Rigby] Why didn't you tell me the country club stole the cart?!

Benson

Alright fine, I can't do it! I don't trust them to CATCH me! Do you hear me? I don't trust them! (Echoes)

Benson

You want to ask the bouncer for his pen?

Benson

No way! I'm not going anywhere Near that guy.

Benson

[woefully burying his stained suit] Suit, you were the best thing that ever happened to me. You made me feel... [eats chicken wing] alive, full of... power, full of strong...ness! To you, suit—may we meet again in the next life.

Benson

MORDECAI AND RIBGY!!!!!!!!!!!

Benson

Well, guys, this is it, our last day, so I don't know, rake some leaves or something.

Benson

I'm done with cats.

Benson

Oh, boy. [Dr. Langer shows the last image of the two and the DTV splashing in the mud of the scientists. The duo laugh at the photo] Can it! [back to Dr. Langer] l Am so sorry for this, Dr. Langer.

Benson

I don't wanna hear it. Lockdown, 24 hours, starting now! Get inside! [The duo walk in the house.]

Benson

We are talking. Ooohh, wanna hear how many push ups I did at training today?

Benson

Oh, okay.

Benson

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Benson

Sure, sure.

Benson

I get it. I was sent millions of miles into space against my will, you're back on Earth...