ZSZombie Slayer
Baby, you let yourself go real bad.
[She groans; Mordecai grabs Rigby's shoulder which makes Rigby yell, jumps into Mordecai's arms and knock over the projector, causing the film to stop; the crowd boos]
RigbyDude, why did you do that?
I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.
MMan
Hey I want my money back!
[Others agree and Benson, who's in the crowd, turns around to see Mordecai and Rigby]
[They put the projector back on the box, Rigby blows on the tape then accidentally spits on it]
Aw, why did you spit on it?
Rigby
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[Rigby puts it in the projector the wrong way and it doesn't work]
Dude, why isn't it working?
[Slamming his chair against the ground in frustration] Fix it! FIX IT! FIX IT!
[Rigby gets on the projector and shakes it; it causes rays to go out and into the ground while one of which hits a guy]
[A zombie is seen awakening, and Mordecai takes the tape out]
Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
[Mordecai puts it in the projector the right way]
[The movie continues playing, the crowd cheers and Benson goes back to watching the movie]
Rigby
Hmph, hmph. Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
I knew it. I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I KNEW it.
No! You guys are FIRED! That's it.
Rigby
Wait, what? Come on!
No! I told you guys, but you DIDN'T wanna listen!
Come on, Pops. You gotta help us.
I cannot tell a lie. Benson, it was all my fault.
I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own, and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
Rigby
Plus look, Pops' back is all better.
... This is your last warning.
NONight Owl
How does it feel to be part of the final four?
Rigby
It feels GREAT!
NONight Owl
Mmhm. And how did you make it this far?
NONight Owl
[chuckles] Fantastic. So, what're gonna do with the car?
Rigby
Share it.
NONight Owl
Hmm, that's funny. Because that's not what Mordecai said.
NONight Owl
Well, that he was gonna take the car for himself.
NONight Owl
Yeah. That's what Muscle Man said.
Rigby
That jerk.
Rigby
Yeah.
Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.
Rigby
That sounds about right.
Well, I'll meet you guys down there. I gotta take down the tent first.
[pushes Muscle Man aside] No, no — we'll take care of the tent. You should go first.
[grabs Mordecai by his hooded jacket cuff] I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.
[getting angry] What's that supposed to mean?
It means I know what you're up to!
[angrily jabs Muscle Man by the chest] You know what I'M up to!? I know what YOU'RE up to! [furiously jabs his hand] Step one: working with you is a huge mistake, [furiously jabs his hand] and step two: [points to the outside of text] get off this billboard, you smell like barf!
[They get in a big ball violence]
NONight Owl
And now a little insurance to make sure this little competition doesn't end too early... [evilly laughs]
[Scene showing Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man frozen & now showing the W.H.O.Z. Billboard as the days went on, and the years went by]
Year 4224...
[Scene showing an a museum of The Night Owl & now showing the tank running out of liquid nitrogen & now showing a scene to Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man in the melting ice]
[enraged] You smell like BARF! [angrily punches Muscle Man in the testicles]
[gasps and holds his testicles] Huh?
MRMordecai, Rigby and Hi-Five Ghost
[gasping in horror]
Rigby
GET OFF THIS BILLBOARD, BARF SACK!
DON'T CALL ME A BARF SACK!
[Rigby, Hi-Five Ghost and Muscle Man result in a big ball violence]
[breaks up a fight between them] STOP! STOP! Something's not right! [opens the tent & all of them are shocked] Oh, my... [his pupil shrinks in horror]
Rigby
How long have we been up here?
Dude, I think we're in the future.
Aww, this is all your fault!
Me?! [angrily grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] You were the one who was tryin' to get the car for yourself! [lets go of Muscle Man's shirt] Yeah, that's right, The Night Owl told me what you said!
[points at him and jabs him in the chest] That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself!
Get your hand out of my face! [slaps away Mordecai's hand] [crosses his arms] I never said that! That's what Rigby said!
Rigby
What?!
That's what The Night Owl told Me!
Rigby
But The Night Owl told me that's what Hi-Five Ghost said!
Wait a minute, guys. I think The Night Owl tricked us.
Yeah, I think you're right, bro.
SGSecurity Guard
[blinds them with flashlight] Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exhibit? [gasps] You're the contestants! [presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie] Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup immediately!
[More liquid nitrogen is coming from the display case's ceiling]
[shakes with horror] That's not good! We gotta get outta here! [points to the car] Muscle Man, can you start that car?
Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand!
[They used a fast percussion sound effect made from tightly edited wooden or leather taps combined with scraped rubber textures to mimic frantic slipping before a sudden dash]
[slides down the stairs] WHOO! WHOO!
BDBaby Duck
Hey Mordecai and Rigby, thanks.
(Mordecai and Rigby both smile)
BDBaby Duck
For being the coolest losers we know!
BDBaby Duck, Moredecai and Rigby
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
And if you don't stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti NOW, I’M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
MRMordecai & Rigby
Huh...??
Do you have anything to say for yourselves?
Rigby
What just happened?
Ugh, I don't remember anything...
Me and Fives were practicing for a pie-eating contest when you two dweebs came in speaking Spanish or something. [chows down pie]
Then you drank that green stuff.
AUGH!! I can't believe you made me drink your lame drink!
Better get started, or it's coming out of your paycheck.
In closing, your theories had failed to prove that you're smarter – for your brain is no bigger than a WALNUT.
(WALNUT) CRAK!!
Rigby
Very funny Mordecai, but your paper is fundamentally flawed because your brain is made up of 99% CANINE BUTT CHEEKS.
(BUTT CHEEKS) FWOO-CRAK!!
There is still one irrefutable truth. You don't have a high school diploma! So I'm smarter than you! You IMBECILE!!
(IMBECILE) FWOOSH-KLAK!!
Mordecai, Rigby, get downstairs right now and clean up the mess you made, or I'm gonna fire....
[into the smarter world]
Rigby
Dude, what is he saying?
[Benson, Pops and Skips are now ape-like neanderthals speaking nonsensical gibberish]
Oh no! We've become so smart they're stupid to us!
[in the real world]
Quarum hie vitio morianis!
Rigby
MORIANIS!!? Morianis vestris incipi(v)it rem TOTAM!!
Et harum facere dabere ire stultum!
Rigby
If you haven't made fun of me so much, none of this would've happened.
Whatever. You can't even get your diploma, because we're so smart. So, what's the point?
Rigby
You're right. There is no point.
Rigby
What's the point of being so smart, if you can't even under- (off-screen) -stand anyone? (on-screen) We have to get stupid again.
Rigby
...RigJuice.
The fridge! (Mordecai and Rigby float to the fridge.)
(Scene then shows Muscle Man and High-Fives in a different way too while Muscle Man is eating.) (Rigby opened the fridge.)
Rigby
Ah ha! The RigJuice!
Rigby
Whoa... It looks... different now.
Rigby
Wait. If I drink this, I'll never get my diploma.
Dude, it's just a piece of paper.
Rigby
I know that, but you'll never stop making fun of me for it.
I don't care. I won't make fun of you anymore. I promise. To being stupid?
WIWarden of the Internet
What's your name?
Rigby
It's Pops!
WIWarden of the Internet
Step over to your right, Pops.
Is this my passport photo for the interwebs?
WIWarden of the Internet
Sort of.
Ooh, I love photos. I am ready, madame.
WIWarden of the Internet
Say 'doomed for eternity.'
Rigby
No!
Rigby
What!? AHHH! What am I gonna do now!?
I dunno dude, but we gotta get that smell off you. It reeks.
[Rigby angrily ticks off; his pupils dilated, his body has grown larger and violently throttles Mordecai]
Rigby
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT HOW I SMELL! I KNOW IT REEKS! YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW IT REEKS!?
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