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Church, Church 2 and others in “Have we met? (Episode 52)”

CChurch

[Church runs into several other Church's who have failed to change the sequence of events leading to episode 49] What the hell is all of this?

C2Church 2

Dear God in heaven.

C3Church 3

Oh here he is, late again.

CChurch

Who are you guys?

C3Church 3

We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and being blown back to the computer terminal. Than we teleport here to try again.

C2Church 2

I know that man, you told me last time!

C3Church 3

I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the new you.

C2Church 2

Oh right, sorry I'm still getting used to all this.

C4Church 4

Dumbass,

C2Church 2

Hey shut up.

CChurch

How did all you guys screw up?

C4Church 4

Well when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody and oddly Caboose was the only one who understood it right away. Anyway by the time I got finished answering questions the bomb went off and I went back in time.

C5Church 5

Right, then I teleported back to Sidewinder and thought if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker I could fix everything. But I shoot Wyoming then Tucker shot me, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.

C2Church 2

Then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.

CChurch

Why'd you do that?

C2Church 2

Well... I don't know, it seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for awhile.

CChurch

Well then what did you do?

Dude don't ask, trust me it... it didn't work.

C4Church 4

So now we all come back here beforehand to discuss we did and to see if we can collectively figure out a better plan beforehand.

C2Church 2

You said beforehand twice.

CChurch

Well in that case what I was thinking about doing was-

ACAll Churches

That won't work.

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