A character in Red vs Blue
Hey, can we wrap this up? I gotta get to a movie in a few minutes and I need to get a new tape for my video camera.
You're going to video tape the movie?
Yeah, so?
Oh man, you gotta go digital! You'll get a much better copy for the black market.
Oh, good idea, man. Thanks. You know, I just hope no one makes too much noise during the show. People who talk during movies are really ruining the industry.
Yeah, there ought to be a law.
Sarge, did you just skate in here on a pair of robot vacuums?
Don't be ridiculous, Simmons. These are robot vacuum smart-phones! You see the answer to today's overabundance of technology isn't fewer useless gadgets, it's more useless features in fewer usable gadgets!
What?
And of course it plays MP3s. Everything's gotta play MP3s - except your MP3 player! It now plays MP4s, 'cause everybody knows MP3s are a dead technology. They're our generation's betamax. And the next generation's Blu-ray.
What? Blu-ray just came out. It can't be obsolete already.
Nonsense, numb-nuts. Being released to the public is what makes technology obsolete. The only way to stay ahead of the curve is to invest in products that don't exist, and hopefully never will. Like the iPlunger, or the Nintendonut.
Hhh, or the Simmons two point five upgrade...
Aw, that's just vaporware and you know it. Anyway, everybody knows this year's Blu-ray, is gonna be Red-ray. Heh heh.
What about HD-DVD?
Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.
Actually I just came back from the future. I got this new wristwatch, it's got a pedometer and a built-in time machine. Oh and it also plays MP3s. But in the future we don't call 'em MP3s. We call 'em MP48s
Sweet
Yeah, you can also play MP48s on your HHDDVVDD BVD player
Dar dern They stole my idea!
I would just like everyone to know, I found my nucular powered SMS-messaging bowling ball. And I'm going to activate it now if anyone wants to text me while I'm playing.
Hey! I already told you, those ain't finger holes!
Hey! I think Andy's resting on one of those laptops with the exploding batteries!
Uh-oh. [boom!]
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