Eugene, Rapunzel and others in “Unfinished Business”

Eugene

(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)

Rapunzel

Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)

Eugene

W-what?

Rapunzel

Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.

Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.

Rapunzel

Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)

Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)

Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?

Rapunzel

Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)

Whoa!

Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!

There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)

Rapunzel

You tried to cheat Lance?

Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.

I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)

You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!

Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)

Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)

Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)

Rapunzel

Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)

So, what's the mark?

Rapunzel

The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)

Come again?

You say what now?

Rapunzel

Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)

Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.

Rapunzel

We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)