Eugene and Lance in “Unfinished Business”

Eugene

(clears throat) Another tea cake? (asks Lance)

Lance

Why not? (Eugene gives the pastry to him)

Eugene

Yeah. It's not like we're in a hurry.

Lance

Say, is that a new watch? (asks Eugene)

Eugene

Why, yes, it is, old chap. I bought it with some of the gold we're going to be getting from the treasure. (tells Lance)

Lance

(chuckle) Good for you. Some days, you just gotta treat yourself.

Eugene

Speaking of the treasure though, old buddy, maybe we'd better not take this race lightly. (pours tea into a cup while telling Lance) I mean, after all, everyone in Corona is competing. (he and Lance laughing) I'm sorry. I just have to go there. I know, I know. It's the oldest joke ever, but I couldn't help myself! And I just can't keep a straight face. We are so gonna get that treasure first. (sips his tea)

Lance

(laugh) Ah, you said it. Ah! Food coma, here we come. (goes to sleep)

Eugene

I'm way ahead of you, bud. (goes to sleep too)