Queer as Folk (US) · Season 1
I've decided that I need to explore the part of me that isn't gay.
And what part pray tell would that be?
So, I'm uh, I joined this group, "See the Light." And they're going to help me find my way back to my true self.
Shit!
Who you are is your true self!
I'm gay, you're gay.
Yeah, we're all gay. Do you think that means I owe you some favor?
What would they think if they found out that their account exec was involved in a gay sex scandal?
You mean they wouldn't mind a straight one?
One night it just happened. We made love on the 18th green. God, I still remember that hole.
Homophobic corporate America wins again.
Oh, please. You can hang a sign on your office door saying 'Blow Jobs 10 cents' and you'd still have it better than any woman and person of color, because guess what? You're a white man which still counts for something in this country.
Nothing personal, but I just wish she was here.
I understand. Most of my dates wish they were with someone else.
Oh, don't say that. You're a real catch.
I know. Just my luck, lesbians find me irresistible.
Ted! M-Melanie, hi... this is Heather, my date.
I'm sorry, I thought you said...
He did.
We're going for pizza. Wanna double?
"Double"?
They're not really a couple, Heather.
I'm a homo.
And I'm a lesbo.
Oh! I thought from the hug that maybe you were normal.
We are. What the hell's gotten into you?!
He's "seen the light."
Where they shining it? Up your ass?
"See the Light" is helping us build a happy heterosexual life.
While you're at it, why don't you ask the wizard for a brain?
I'm so glad that we amuse you.
Who's amused? I'm outraged!
Just ignore her, Heather. She doesn't understand.
Understand you assholes are setting back the gay rights movement about 50 years.
Do you know what we'd turn into if we ate all that?
A couple of fat flabby fags who nobody would want to fuck ever?
There was always lots of food at your house.
That's an Italian thing. And there was always plenty of booze at your house.
Yeah, well, that's an Irish thing.
Jesus, it smells like a dirty jockstrap.
In that case, you should like it.
He's majorly hung.
And for once he's not talking about my cock.
Michael [talking about Emmett]: He really is going straight.
And so are we. Straight to Hell. According to them.
Doesn't he know that every reputable psychological study done within the past 25 years emphatically states that a person's sexual orientation is determined by the age of six, sometimes before birth, and it's completely unalterable?
You tell 'em, Sunshine! A leopard can't change its stripes... and neither can a queer!
Mind your own business!
He is my business, and he's going to be my business long after you're gone.
Melanie [To Brian]: What are you Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you!
Well, this is a surprise. Welcome to "See The Light."
The way some of these people dress, they should change it to "Turn Off The Light."
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