Mikey quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Ted

So, listen. I know there's this part of us that thinks we don't deserve to be loved —

What are you talking about?

Ted

Let me finish. So we fall in love with someone we know we can't have and who's never gonna loves us, and we fantasize about the day when all of a sudden he realizes and sees everything he's been missing. You know, and all our dreams come true... only, that day never comes, and before you know it, it's your fortieth birthday, it's your fiftieth birthday and you're still alone. Don't let that happen to you, Michael. Love someone for real, someone who loves you.

Emmett

Well, this is a surprise. Welcome to "See The Light."

The way some of these people dress, they should change it to "Turn Off The Light."

Ted

We just... we wanted to let you know that we still love you. Maybe not as much as Jesus, but almost. And that we're gonna miss you.

I'll especially miss the way you dance with your hands over your head. That's the way I'll always remember you.

Emmett

Thanks, but I don't think God appreciates it as much as you do.

Ted

I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be, the way he intended you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all His, Emmett. He loves us all.

Brian

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, proof positive that making other people happy can cause nausea, severe cramps, even diarrhea.

Got any TUMS?

Brian

Know what TUMS is spelled backwards?

SMUT!