Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

There's only two kinds of straight people in this world: the ones that hate you to your face, and the ones that hate you behind your back.

Brian

So Dawson, how are things down at the creek?

Brian

You know, I'm getting a little sick of people telling me what's my responsibility. If Lindsay and Melanie want to go off and have a kid, that's their responsibility. If what's-his-name, Justin, wants to go out and pick up guys while he's still in high school, that's his responsibility. My responsibility is to myself! I don't owe anybody a goddamn thing!

Brian

I tune out self-pity, it makes my dick soft. And we wouldn't want that... would we?

Brian

What makes you think I'm even remotely interested that you have a ring through your tit?

Brian

Don't go after him, Mikey. Don't ever go after anyone.

Brian

Well, I believe in the power of prayer and... drugs.

Brian

It's not lying if they make you lie — if the only truth they can accept is their own.

Brian

He's got razor burn on his balls.

Brian

Aw, Melanie the Martyr. Do you want me to set you on fire?

Brian

What if my aunt had balls? She'd be my uncle.

Brian

All right, so I'm a shitty father. Are we surprised? I'm upholding a fine family tradition.

Brian

If you don't earn respect when you're alive, you don't deserve it when you're dead.

Brian

That's right. The fucking fairies got a strike! The fucking fairies are jumping up and down! The fucking fairies are going to celebrate. [dips Michael for a movie-style kiss]

Brian

I'm the most fabulous fag in Pittsburgh. That is, if it's possible to be fabulous in Pittsburgh.