Emmett quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Emmett

I could be a... a r-real man, if I wanted to. You know, just lower my voice, stop... gesturing with my hands, make sure my face is expressionless... never, never use words like "fabulous" or "divine"… talk about, I don't know, nailing bitches and R.B.I.'s. But I'd rather my flame burn bright — than be some puny little pilot light.

Emmett

I was talking to Dungeon Master Don who wants to mummify me - have you noticed that the world is getting weirder?

Emmett

Why do I always give my heart away to trash?

Emmett

Hohhot! That must be Prince Charming! [Brian walks in] Make that the Wicked Witch.

Emmett

Drop to your knees, pussy boy.

Emmett

I need to go into a phone booth and jerk off.

Emmett

… surprise.

Emmett

Shaving Ryan's Privates, Good Dick Hunting, As Big as It Gets... it did get big... [throws videos away] gone!

Emmett

As long as your erogenous zones are covered, you're safely in the conservative column.

Emmett

Well, all this talk about babies has given me a craving for the baby back ribs.

Emmett

Especially when you're on drugs. Please, you'll do anything... [looks at Blake] Sorry.

Emmett

I don't know why I insisted on coming here. It's always the same. The guys who are interested in me, I'm not interested in them. And the ones I'm interested in, well, aren't interested in me.

Emmett

So, the cub caught the lion's prey.

Emmett

[unlocks and opens the door to his apartment] Well, here we are. Home Sweet Dump.

Emmett

Pink champagne? Yeah, um, yeah, that's too Nelly even for me!