Heather quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

One night it just happened. We made love on the 18th green. God, I still remember that hole.

Emmett

Ted! M-Melanie, hi... this is Heather, my date.

Melanie

I'm sorry, I thought you said...

Ted

He did.

We're going for pizza. Wanna double?

Melanie

"Double"?

Emmett

They're not really a couple, Heather.

Ted

I'm a homo.

Melanie

And I'm a lesbo.

Oh! I thought from the hug that maybe you were normal.

Melanie

We are. What the hell's gotten into you?!

Ted

He's "seen the light."

Melanie

Where they shining it? Up your ass?

"See the Light" is helping us build a happy heterosexual life.

Melanie

While you're at it, why don't you ask the wizard for a brain?

Emmett

I'm so glad that we amuse you.

Melanie

Who's amused? I'm outraged!

Emmett

Just ignore her, Heather. She doesn't understand.

Melanie

Understand you assholes are setting back the gay rights movement about 50 years.

We've seen the light!

We know!

Emmett

A different light.

Melanie

What about your success story?

Emmett

Oh, we were a success story.

We shared it with the group.

Emmett

Mmmmhmmm. I told them "some of us are meant to eat pussy and some of us are meant to suck cock." But either way - God loves us.

They agreed that God loves us.

Emmett

And then they told us to get the fuck out.

Ted

You're really back?

Emmett

Honey, my flame has been rekindled and has been burning brighter than ever.