You got what you wanted.
So did you! From the first night that we met and he took me home and fucked me, you have wanted me gone. Well, Mikey, you finally got your wish. There's nothing standing in your way anymore. He's all yours.
S3[Episode 301]
S3[Episode 301]
So you'd rather be alone than be with the one person who loved you enough to almost put up with all your bullshit.
I never loved him! And even if I did, I'd never ask him to put my needs above his, or be something he's not to make me happy. Tell him if he's not getting what he wants, then go find it someplace else.
S3[Episode 301]
[tastes Debbie's sauce] Ugh! There's no meat in this!
The girls wanted vegetarian.
Lesbian lasagna.
For Christ sake Michael, it's not like you have to eat pussy.
Mother!
S3[Episode 301]
[Brian walks in on Michael and Ben undressing about to have sex]
I leave you two alone for five minutes!
Christ, Brian! How'd you get in here?
My widdle key.
S3[Episode 301]
Ben's just moving in.
Suffering Sappho. You too.
S3[Episode 301]
The new boyfriend. I'm Debbie; I've been keeping an eye on Sunshine ever since he left home.
Sunshine?
You got a problem with that?
No. No problem.
S3[Episode 301]
You must really love him.
I told him from day one I don't believe in love, I believe in-
-fucking, yeah I know.
S3[Episode 302]
That was one of my top ten fucks.
Yeah. Definitely one of my top ten... thousand.
S3[Episode 302]
You're just jealous because we have what you don't.
Anal warts?
A loving, mature relationship... [to Emmett] open up for the choo-choo boo-boo!
S3[Episode 302]
Since when do gay guys use their fists?
S3[Episode 302]
I don't know how you do it. Working all day, fucking all night.
Well, they say in the vast infinite of space, the faster you move, the slower you age. I have to believe the same holds true for Pittsburgh.
S3[Episode 302]
I understand. You're in a committed relationship with your... what is that hideous expression? Significant other. Loser.
S3[Episode 302]
He is hurting inside. And the more he's hurting the more he tries to hide it.
What an incredibly kind, compassionate thing to say. You really are a hell of a nice guy.
Thank you, Debbie.
Fuck nice.
S3[Episode 302]
What about Brian?
We're not together anymore.
Finally, some good news. I'm glad to see you've come to your senses.
S3[Episode 302]
No father could have ever been prouder of his son than I was of you.
Now you're ashamed.
… No.
That I'm not the man you wanted me to be? I am the man that I want to be. I'm the only man that I can be. If you can't be proud of me for that, then that's your problem.
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