Emmett, Melanie and others in “[Episode 114]”

Ted! M-Melanie, hi... this is Heather, my date.

I'm sorry, I thought you said...

He did.

We're going for pizza. Wanna double?

"Double"?

They're not really a couple, Heather.

I'm a homo.

And I'm a lesbo.

Oh! I thought from the hug that maybe you were normal.

We are. What the hell's gotten into you?!

He's "seen the light."

Where they shining it? Up your ass?

"See the Light" is helping us build a happy heterosexual life.

While you're at it, why don't you ask the wizard for a brain?

I'm so glad that we amuse you.

Who's amused? I'm outraged!

Just ignore her, Heather. She doesn't understand.

Understand you assholes are setting back the gay rights movement about 50 years.